George Osborne: Don’t Stop Me Now – The Common People return

Another great video from the people who brought you this fabulous pre-election Common People spoof (warning: explicit lyrics if you are easily offended)

I wish I was Samantha Brick… with her acne and weight problems…

No, not really, but presumably that statement got your attention since she is suddenly the most popular name across the Interwebs. Also, I am not trying to be mean by mentioning her ‘acne’ and ‘weight’ problems, as you will see below these are things that Samantha has written about herself.

If you have been sheltering under a rock and missed Samantha’s article in the Daily Mail (lucky you) about how women hate her because she is just so damn hot then you can catch up on it here. You can also read the  follow-up article here.

Samantha Brick - 2010

It’s all quite clever really, the perfect formula for a ‘hit’ article. By ‘hit’ I don’t mean good, because it actually makes me despair for the quality of journalism, even by the Mail’s poor standards. What I mean by ‘hit’ is hugely popular, provoking numerous comments and discussion. In the article, Samantha describes how other women hate her because she is too attractive and they are jealous, she details the abundance of freebies her looks have gotten her over the years (champagne, flowers, free cab fares etc) and the harsh treatment she has received from all those nasty, not as good-looking and not as slim women because of this. Nice, yah-yah sisterhood!

The article is so ridiculous and contentious that it was obviously engineered to provoke a storm. Comments flooded in, from both men and women, mainly criticising Samantha for her arrogant attitude. Of course, in the follow-up article Samantha uses the storm she created to prove that her original article was right: women hate her because she is beautiful and that’s why they have left negative comments. Simple. This ignores the fact that many comments were left by men and is just generally a poor, illogical argument. Of course, I am now also opening myself to the same accusation, I am criticising Samantha and the article so I must also be suffering from a fit of jealousy, inspired by her wonderous beauty. I’m not. Whether you believe that or not is up to you (although please consider that I am in my mid-20′s and Samantha is in her 40′s) but the reason the article makes me dislike this woman is nothing to do with the accompanying pictures. I dislike her because she comes across as shallow, arrogant, condescending and makes it sound as though all women are shallow, jealous harpies who make friends based solely on looks and bully women they deem to be more attractive than themselves. She is basically insulting an entire gender.

Samantha, striking a more flattering pose in recent times

I am sure that there might be women out there who dislike other women heartily simply because they are better looking than themselves but this is not something I have  come across within my circles of friends and collegues. I know many women who I would describe as much better looking than Samantha (who don’t feel the need to bang on about it either) and they are lovely people, nor, mysteriously, do they get free flowers and champagne flung at them day-to-day.

What I find most interesting in all of this are the previous articles Samantha has written, which seem very at odds with the latest article. Her article history is as follows:

The adult acne epidemic – Forget teenagers – modern age lifestyles mean middle-aged women increasingly suffer the misery of bad skin - An article where Samantha laments her recurrent, adult acne outbreaks.

I use my sex appeal to get ahead at work.. and so does ANY woman with any sense - This article opens with the words,

The truth is, I’d much rather work for a man than a woman. I’ve always dressed with the express intention to please and gratify my male bosses in the workplace.

If I had a choice of how to spend my ideal lunch hour, it’s a no-brainer. Each and every time I’d choose to flirt over lunch with a male superior rather than engage in mindless gossip with the girls over a Pret sandwich.

Which rather contradicts her words in the recent article,

I’m not smug and I’m no flirt

Don’t eat anything that won’t fit on a fork: It’s the daftest diet idea ever, but it actually works - One of Samantha’s many articles obsessing on weight and diets where she describes her,

double chin, chunky thighs and spreading middle

I’m sure she looked fine but this statement is somewhat at odds with her descriptions of how people hate her because she is so slim and beautiful and how she has regularly been lavished with gifts “throughout my adult life” because of her beauty.

Would YOU let your husband dress you? Samantha does and says she never looked better.  Here Samantha describes how crap her dress sense was before her husband picked her outfits for her – again, isn’t this at odds with the whole “throughout my adult life” statement.

In her husband's chosen attire.

Skipping past the articles about IVF and pre-nups you move on to:

I’ll always be that fat girl: Samantha Brick has always obsessed about her weight… all because she was a chubby child. In this article Samantha claims she has been a Size 12 all her adult life (see next headline).

Samantha Brick: Why a magazine for large women is just a big, fat con (and I should know, I used to be a Size 16) - Liar, liar, pants of undetermined size on fire?

My husband says he’ll divorce me if I get fat. - Almost a creepy as the my husband dresses me headline…

How TV is run by sexist pigs who only want one thing (and it’s not ratings): The shocking inside account from a former TV executive.  - I’d like to refer once again to this quote,

The truth is, I’d much rather work for a man than a woman. I’ve always dressed with the express intention to please and gratify my male bosses in the workplace.

If I had a choice of how to spend my ideal lunch hour, it’s a no-brainer. Each and every time I’d choose to flirt over lunch with a male superior rather than engage in mindless gossip with the girls over a Pret sandwich.

How could a well-educated TV executive let her addiction to psychics cost her £25,000 and ruin her marriage? - This headline sort of speaks for itself…

I’ve missed out a few, including the one where Samantha is bitching happily about her husbands ex-wife but they can all be found here.

What you learn through looking through her article history is that Samantha regularly contradicts herself and basically just writes whatever she fancies to get a reaction, seemingly regardless of the truth. To be blunt, she writes utter bollocks but is clever enough to write something that will provoke a huge reaction and make her name famous, for about a week anyway. I could do the same by writing an article for a national paper about ‘how people hate me because I am super intelligent and they are dumb and if you disagree it’s cause you’re jealous cause you are dumb too’ or ‘why God hates you because you are gay’ or even ’how Hitler was a nice chap really’. Like Samantha, I’d be famous for a week or so, but afterwards, when all the hysteria died down, I’d just be that silly twat with no friends who wrote that untrue and offensive article that everyone talked about for a few days.

Honestly, I don’t personally think Samantha is stunning looking or mind-blowingly ’beautiful’. I think she is pleasantly attractive to look at but nothing extraordinary. I assume that she probably has (too) high levels of confidence which make her appear more attractive in person, as confidence does. What I find hugely unattractive is her personality, her belief that all the women who dislike her do so because they are simply uglier than her and her insistence that any negative comment towards her now just proves that she is right. I assume that this is actually why other women dislike her, if what she is saying about her bad experiences are actually true.

What is annoying is the reaction she has managed to provoke, she, and the Mail, have got the attention, the site hits, and comments they were looking for. What is more annoying is that I find myself compelled to join in on this argument (although part of the reason is I am hoping that due to the current popularity of anything Samantha Brick related this post will get me some good traffic. In effect I am unashamedly leaching of her undeserved popularity. Well, why not?).

The best thing (possibly only good thing) to come out of all this was probably this parody article where Nick Clegg bemoans why liberals hate him for seeming Tory. Worth a read.

Panic, petrol, pasties and pussycats… A perturbing week.

Oh I just love to alliterate…

Over the past week pretty much everybody I have spoken to has brought the same three issues up in conversation – petrol, pasties and George Galloway (unfortunately I cannot hear the name of the latter without picturing Rula Lenska stroking him and hearing those chilling words, ‘would you like me to be the cat?’ One of the more disturbing moments in the history of television). As I have (unforgivably) neglected this blog lately I thought I would jump on the bandwagon and air my opinions on these issues.

Petrol

'Was it something I said?'

So it all kicked of nicely on the 28th March when, in a moment of fabulous stupidity, Cabinet Office Minister Francis Maude thought it was a good idea to advise people to fill up their tanks and keep a jerry can of petrol handy in case of strike action. Why he thought this was a good idea is still a mystery, probably even to himself. Other members of the government then decided to blunder in to make matters worse, giving conflicting advice about how full people’s tanks should be (pretty damn full was the general consensus, if you were wondering) and many members of the public duly rushed out in panic to suck the pumps dry, followed by many others who heard of the panic and also panicked and so on ad infinitum (or at least until the petrol pumps ran out, as they did in many areas).

The Conservative Party reacted by trying to calm the situation, of course publishing a leaflet containing a scathing attack on tanker drivers. Well, well done…

People love a good panic, as the government know and quite clearly exploited for their own duplicitous means. The prospect of strike action had been looming benignly for some time, without any sort of panic, until Francis Maude opened his fat mouth causing chaos and a chain of causation that led to a woman in York suffering horrific burns when petrol she was decanting in her kitchen caught fire. The government deliberately engineered a run on the pumps in an attempt to discredit Unite the Union and, in turn, the Labour Party, who receive donations from Unite (at least Labour are open about donors, unlike the Conservatives and let’s face it, Labour don’t have a bevy of millionaire pals queuing up to donate like the Tories do so donations have to come from somewhere).

A quick question, whilst we’re on the Unions, – why do certain elements of the press and the Tories themselves try to make out that Trade Unions are some dark, secretive, mafia-like organisation who should be feared and loathed in equal measure? A Trade Union is, in the words of the Oxford English Dictionary:

noun

  • an organized association of workers in a trade, group of trades, or profession, formed to protect and further their rights and interests.

Yes, how very dare workers unite together to try and protect their own rights and interests and how dare they try and influence political parties to protect workers rights also. Shocking behaviour…

Today, William Hauge has crawled out from his lair (much like an aging cougar) to assert that the government have done a stand-up job of handling the crisis (this would be the crisis that they caused) by warning and preparing (the silly, complacent) public in case a strike does occur. What he fails to mention is that any strike action would take place after 7 days notice so it’s not as if you wouldn’t have a warning if one were to occur.

Unite assistant general secretary Diana Holland  has said:

We will not be calling Easter strike action as we focus on substantive talks through Acas. We do still retain the right to call strike action for after the Easter, should those talks break down.

It should be stressed that what we are seeking is reasonable and no more than what is in place elsewhere in the industry. There have been minimum standards governing the offshore oil industry since 2000 covering health and safety, training, and terms and conditions.

She added: “This is not a political dispute. It is an industrial dispute and the government’s recent rhetoric will not help us achieve a negotiated settlement. They must set aside their political objectives and work with us, the employers, retailers and oil companies to achieve an outcome that is good for the industry and the country.

 

Pasties

Hot and expensive, just how he likes it.

George Osborne’s proposal to impose VAT on freshly baked products, increasing prices by 20%, swiftly aimed the nickname ‘Pasty Tax’, although it affects more than just the pasty of course, it applies to any food sold “above ambient temperature”. This means that some pastries will become subject to VAT depending on how long after they are taken out of the oven they happen to be sold – now that won’t cause confusion at all…

Personally, I only buy a pasty about 3 times a year (cheese & onion as I don’t eat meat) because I’m not a massive pasty fan and I actually prefer to wait for it to cool before I eat it. Besides, unless you shovel your hot pasty/pastry in your mouth as soon as you meander out of Greggs (remember when it was called Thurstons round these parts? That sounded nicer), which I don’t because I don’t like eating whilst walking or standing and eating in the street, then your snack is going to have fallen below “ambient temperature” before the time you get to eat it anyway. Basically, you’re paying extra to heat the paper bag that your pasty is in for a few minutes.

Ken McMeikan, Choef Executive of Greggs, has written in the Guardian Northerner how this tax could have huge repercussions for the baking industry and how this is the last thing people need when their finances are already squeezed. 

 

Pussycats

Galloway

Dignified MP George Galloway and Pete Burns searching for a fake puppy, or something...

When it became clear that George Galloway had won the Bradford West by- election many were quick to take to their computers and share their ‘expert’ analysis on why Labour had lost, flooding blogs, twitter and column inches. Interestingly, I have ready many, many articles purporting to tell me why Labour lost and Galloway won but only one of these articles had actually come from somebody who had lived in Bradford West for a time. Most of the others seemed to come from people who have never strayed North of Watford Gap but think they are an authority on the inner thoughts of the people of Bradford West  and assume that all the Northern cities that are, for whatever reason, lumped together in most newspaper articles – Leeds, Bradford, Birmingham, Manchester – are exactly the same, so the people must all be exactly the same and all choose who they are voting for, for exactly the same reasons. Whatever.

I pretty much live next-door to Bradford and attended a school located on the Leeds/Bradford border with many pupils who came from Bradford, yet even I wouldn’t attempt to tell people why people in Bradford West voted the way they did, simply because I am not a Bradford West voter and I therefore don’t know. Perhaps we should all be asking people in Bradford West to tell us why they voted the way they did rather than assuming on their behalf’s, if that’s not too much of a novel idea?

I wasn’t hugely shocked to hear that Galloway had won because he has a history of this sort of thing. He was able to provide an ‘alternative’ to the three main parties, he has the ‘celebrity’ factor (something which, sadly, now seems to be an important component in people’s voting decisions) and, whatever you may think of him, he is a good performer who knows exactly what to say to impress people and get their vote. Presumably his voters hadn’t seen the video of the cat incident either…

If he will continue to impress voters in the community of Bradford West now he has won his seat in the Commons is a different matter, he did take time out from Parliament whilst he was MP for Bethnal Green and Bow to take part in Celebrity Big Brother which I think says something rather dubious about his attitude towards Parliament (the whole episode can be classified as dubious really) but we shall see how things work out at the next general election and hopefully by then I will have the image of George Galloway and Pete Burns performing interpretive dance in brightly coloured lycra leotards out of my head…

 

Support Ellie Reeves for NEC!

Elections for the Labour Party National Executive Committee are coming up and I will be supporting the excellent Ellie Reeves.

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BBC Lab UK ‘The Morality Test’ – my scores

Quite an interesting test up on BBC Lab UK that is supposed to measure your morality and test if you’re part of something called the human superorganism. In their words:

The Test Your Morality experiment is designed to look at a new theory – based on something called ‘Human Superorganism Theory’ – that we hope will help us understand this diversity, and the sources of our morality.

There’s an awful lot of questions, so it takes awhile, but remember you’re taking part in an experiment, so it’s worth it!

I found my results pretty interesting, in brief:

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Advances in (temperamental) technology?

A minor gripe.

So I recently bought a new DVD player, after my old one had become what can only be described as temperamental. I presume this is due to its old age, as it’s probably one of the first DVD players to have knocked around and came to us second hand and I find that tempera-mentality seems to accompany old age in general (just look at Louis Walsh on the X-Factor).

Since I fortuitously had a gift voucher for an electrical store I decided to invest in a new DVD player, rather than put up with the old one that would regularly accept the DVD then refuse to play or eject it until it was in the right mood. When my shiny, new, modern DVD arrived (kindly shopped for by my sister-in-law) I was told it didn’t come with a cable. This always bothers me slightly, when you buy something that doesn’t actually come with all the parts that it needs to work, but I naively assumed I could just use the SCART cable from my old DVD.

Sadly, no.

It turned out this new DVD wanted a HDMI cable, not a SCART. I ordered one from Amazon and then waited until today when I finally had both the time and correct cable to install the new player. After scrabbling around amidst the wires behind the TV cabinet for a while I tried to test out my new DVD, nothing happened. It was playing and I’d switched over to the right channel on my TV but still nothing was appearing. I rooted around in the box and found three more cables, crawled back behind the cabinet and inserted them into the colour coded slots in the back of the TV and DVD, which took a lot of jamming in and there was also some confusion as the yellow cable end actually matched up with the orange socket and not the yellow socket.

Now dusty, from all my time behind the cabinet in the corner, I set the DVD playing again, switched channel to HDMI 2 and found that it had finally worked, although I was slightly bemused that I had to switch the channel manually as it had kindly switched automatically to SCART whenever I’d turned the power on, on my old temperamental player.

So, modern technology has brought me a DVD player that requires 4 different cables (5 if you include the power cable) to work, rather than one SCART cable, and needs me to tell the TV it to change input for it. Sure, it’s sleeker, smaller and shinier and probably doesn’t have the mood swings of the old one but I’m not sure that this is progress…

Moving Away from Political Blogging

Hello there,

I haven’t written anything on here for quite a while, that’s partly because I have much less free time than I used to and I had got into the habit of writing quite long-winded, detailed articles about political issues and found myself unintentionally pigeonholed as a ‘political blogger’, or ‘Labour blogger’. I enjoy writing about politics and will continue to do so when the mood takes me but I would rather return to the days when I wrote about a much broader range of topics (although I was rather honoured to be featured in the Top 100 Labour Bloggers in this year’s Total Politics awards, hence the proudly displayed badge to the right).

So, this blog will be fairly different from now on, not just all about politics and with more opinion and commentary posts. Hopefully this way I will update more regularly too.

So until that next update, farewell and take care.

Broken Britain = Redundant Rhetoric

In the wake of the UK riots, Prime Minister David Cameron has declared that the “Broken Society” is once again back at the top of his agenda and he is on a mission to fix “Broken Britain”.

Reassured, I am not. Cameron has been banging on about this supposed “Broken Britain” for quite some time now, I believe this shiny new catchphrase popped up around 2008 thanks to that respectable organ of the tabloid press, The Sun. In fact, here’s an article published by The Sun in 2008 entitled ‘Cam: I’ll mend Broken Britain’ , with Cameron pledging to introduce tough new stop and search powers and consult communities to get their views on policing. A couple of interesting quotes:

“We now plan to fully engage with the local communities to start that debate. We want their views. We have to change the way we police our streets and the way we bring up our children.”

Well, slashing 20% from the police budget will certainly change the way our streets are policed as up to 12,000 police officers and 16,000 support staff will have to be cut, not to mention around 2,000 who will be forced to take early retirement.

“If you want to take back control of the streets you have to have police who feel they can intervene, gather information and actively police the streets.”

Hmm, may be difficult to actively police the streets when there are no police to do so, but what do I know.

In January 2010 I was clearly annoyed enough by Cameron’s “Broken Britain” rhetoric to write this post, ‘Britain is not Broken, actually I think we’re pretty great’ and I stand by that sentiment. Interestingly, at the time, it was going to be marriage tax breaks that saved us all from “Broken Britain”, as single mothers are always to blame for this sort of thing, don’t-you-know?

So the question that springs to mind, at least to my mind, is what has David Cameron actually done to fix “Broken Britain” since coming to power? Apart from ‘change the way we police our streets’ although not in the way he led readers of The Sun to believe. He’s had 15 months in power to mend “Broken Britain” as promised and yet, if anything, you could argue that his “Broken Britain” has broken further, what with rioting, arson and looting rife on the streets.

I’ll assume that “Broken Britain” simply slipped off Dave’s agenda for a while but I am sure we can all breathe a sigh of relief that it is now back at the top and the BBC reports:

The PM said he would review government policies and speed up plans to deal with “problem” families, improve parenting and education.

As part of plans to tackle what he called a “moral collapse”, he also pledged an “all out war” on gangs.

Good stuff, although what are the details of these plans to deal with “problem” families does an “all out war” on gangs actually mean. Are the government going to start strafing groups of youths at random? Whatever happened to “hugging a hoodie”? I thought he wanted to empathise with the young? Surely that wasn’t just a desperate gimmick?

Despite Cameron constantly repeating the phrase “Broken Britain” I am never quite sure what is meant by it, nor by “Broken Society” and I don’t particularly believe in either phrase. The nearest we got to a definition was when the Tories spent much of early 2010 telling us that it was caused by the breakdown of marriage and the “traditional” family unit.  The entire nation is not broken, there’s no huge fission running between John O’Groats and Lands End. As for the “Broken Society” how do you accurately judge that? It seems something of a disservice to all the people in Britain who go about their business without committing crimes to talk about “Britain’s Broken Society”. Also, it’s hardly a great advert to the rest of the world to hear our own Prime Minister talking about “Broken Britain”, doesn’t exactly look good in the tourist brochures… (not like, “Cool Brittania”, remember that?) Terrifying people is usually a good vote winner though.

There was a wonderful incident during the course of the riots where Cameron described parts of Britain as not just broken but “sick“. I doubt “Sick Britain” will catch on though, it’s just not a good catchphrase, no alliteration for a start. Not like “Broken Britain” or “Hug a Hoodie”, maybe “Sick Society” would do it? I can’t help but feel that this is what it all boils down to, a good hearty catchphrase that the press latch onto. Who needs a thought-provoking, in-depth analysis on what may have caused these riots when you can just blame “Broken Britain” and generate headline after headline, throwing in nice sound-bites like  ”moral collapse” and  ”major criminal disease that has infected streets and estates across our country”, with gives me fond thoughts of the plague, or typhoid. Perhaps he should take advice from former Conservative Prime Minister John Major who once remarked “a soundbite never buttered any parsnips”… yes quite John, I’m sure you get the point though. A plethora of catchy slogans and soundbites isn’t going to “mend” the “Broken Society” either, if they had that potential then Cameron would have had it under control by now.

 Ed Miliband has warned Cameron against “knee-jerk gimmicks”, another little sound-bite but a fairly sound, sound-bite, as it were… “Broken Britain” was and is just a gimmick, just like the “hug a hoodie” debacle. Blaming a supposed “Broken Society” is not an answer or an explanation, it’s just empty words.

Recalling Parliament is a Pointless Response to Riots

I am in complete agreement with Rob Marchant who in his article for LabourList today describes David Cameron recalling Parliament for a day in the wake of riots across London and other parts of the country ‘the return of gesture politics’. What are Parliament supposed to achieve by sitting for a day? All I can see happening is a long debate where it is likely that MPs will fight to win the award for ‘best sound bite’, achieving nothing of practical use. No new laws need to be passed to deal with this situation, as far as I can tell, and rushing through legislation is never a wise decision anyway. The only reasons I can think of to recall Parliament at this stage are a) David Cameron is annoyed at cutting his own holiday short and is now retaliating by making other MPs do the same b) he wants to make a grand gesture of ‘look I am doing something’, especially after coming under fire for not returning home earlier.

I wasn’t particularly interested in getting involved in some of the virulent political point scoring that emerged as the riots began and continued over the weekend. I don’t believe that the arson and looting taking place is simply a result of the current government’s cuts, as many have claimed. In my opinion the causes of these continued riots, the ones that clearly no longer have anything to do with the shooting of Mark Duggan, lie in deep-rooted social issues, inequality and poverty of aspiration. Of course, this government making cuts in areas such as youth services and EMA is hardly going to help these issues but I think it is wrong to simply blame 14 months of Tory-led government policy for these riots, even if they haven’t helped matters, and doing so isn’t going to help find or attempt to solve the social problems that lie behind this unrest.

It wasn’t until Monday, with rioting spreading, that I got involved with the political commentary. After three days of watching people’s homes and businesses burning and masked individuals smashing in shop fronts to loot whatever they could I was wondering where the political leadership was. Surely the situation called for the Mayor of London to be in his burning city and for the leader of the country to come home and, well, lead. Myself and many others on twitter were asking why David Cameron was still in Italy, presumably too busy sipping cappuccino and staging tipping related press opportunities, and not back at home, where the capitol city of the country he leads was in a state of advanced disorder, and calling a meeting of COBRA, as this was clearly a state of crisis that needed a governmental response.

Eventually, on Monday night as scenes of fire filled the news channels, Boris Johnson announced that he would be returning followed (I’d presume reluctantly) by David Cameron, at least two days later than I would have hoped or expected that either of them would return.

Now, after a meeting of COBRA has finally taken place, David Cameron has recalled Parliament. Why? Why does every MP have to return from their holiday and to the Commons? In Rob Marchant’s words:

The right people should be brought back from holiday, not any old people. Is there any possible reason to recall our politicians for a debate which, we can confidently predict, will earnestly condemn, loudly froth and will achieve precisely nothing?

I know that many people seem to believe that MPs should be on demand 24/7, 365 days of the year but these are real people who, hopefully in most cases, work hard, long hours at a very demanding job. They need a break to spend time with their family and friends just like everybody else. Forcing MPs to return to Parliament isn’t likely to achieve anything other than pissing several MPs off who have no reason to be there and can do nothing of use anyway. I really think the PM needs to try a little harder…

The Press and Politics: Long Term Relationship Problems

Rupert Murdoch: Megalomanic

I feel inclined to climb out of my blog quarry to comment on the issues surrounding the phone hacking scandal. Many questions havearisen in the fallout of the scandal concerning the relationship between the press and politicians and these are questions that have had an interest in for several years. Many are asking why Murdoch holds such power and influence over British politics and why has this been allowed to happen. In an attempt to try and explain some of this situation myself I have written the below, which hopefully at least a few people will find vaguely interesting and informative.

The relationship between press and politicians and political parties in Britain is fascinating, with a long fascinating history. I could write several books on the subject, many people have indeed written books on the subject, however I will try and keep this outpouring as succinct as possible, although there are many more questions, issues and factors that can be considered.

 

It really was the ‘Sun wot won it’

The issue of Murdoch’s influence over British politics and politicians has become a hot topic over the last few days. People are demanding to know why politicians are seemingly scared of offending this man and his corporation, News International. Ed Miliband was the first to come out defiantly against the Murdoch machine, stating that Rebekah Brooks should consider her position and has since said.

“For too long, the political class have been too concerned about what people in the press would think and too fearful of speaking out. We must all bear responsibility for that, my party has not been immune from it, nor has the current government.”

The problem is they were probably right to be fearful, for years the backing of the Murdoch Empire could guarantee an election win. Even before Murdoch burst onto the scene it was unlikely that you were looking at an election win without The Sun/Daily Herald or The Times, or more importantly, both, on your side. Labour came to power in 1945 with backing of both. In the 50’s the two publications, who were then still owned by different organisations, were split in their backing, with The Times backing the Conservatives, who won, and The Daily Herald backing Labour. In 1964 Labour came back to power with the support of both, the only anomalies to the rule occur in the mid – late 1970’s, where Labour win without full backing, and from 1981 onwards you only win an election with the backing of both. Incidentally, it was 1981 when Murdoch tied together his empire with The Times, having already owned The Sun since 1969.

On a basic level it is easy to understand why any political party would want to have Murdoch on their side, even if you don’t like it. Anybody who has to deal regularly with the press even on a small scale, as an individual or small business or organization, will be aiming to build up a relationship with their particular publication and the journalists who work there to ensure that they get good coverage for whatever it is they are trying to promote. On the small scale it isn’t much of an issue, people want a friendly relationship to ensure fair, accurate and positive coverage and having the right relationship with the local press is probably likely to produce fair, accurate and positive coverage when warranted.

The problem is when you reach the high end of the scale, the top tiers of British politics and the world of the national press, everything now becomes wildly exaggerated and distorted. ‘Spin’ and ‘bias’ enter the murky mix and fairness and accuracy are sparse.

 

Clement’s conundrum.

Clement Attlee: All-round hero

Clement Attlee: All-round hero

This is the dilemma that dear Clement Attlee found himself in back in 1945 when it was realized that political communication to the public was important, 87% of people were now reading the daily press, were politicised by the Second World War and almost all the adult population now had the right to vote. Good old Attlee presumed that government communications would be a simple technical task of passing facts to the press to reach a receptive public. A fair assumption, but a false one.

Problems with this simple method of communication were soon evident. The government had problems internally with the newly formed Central Office of Information becoming overwhelmed by information from all Ministerial quarters, not knowing how best to prioritise and popularise information and getting lambasted by the press, opposition and even by Labour supporters for failing to function correctly. A fine chap called Herbert Morrison, Lord President in the 1945 Labour government and head of information policy, stepped in to sort things out but the COI was seemingly unable to function without his expertise, which led to a government PR disaster in 1947 when Britain faced one of the worst winters on record and coal and fuel supplies were running out. The public felt the government had misled them in some way, or hidden information, and that the crisis could have been averted.

What became clear during this crisis was that the average citizen simply did not always understand the facts that the government was trying to communicate. A conscious separation of policy and presentation began and use of the press became more selective, information was tailored more to suit the public and ministers were briefed on the best way to present speeches and arguments. Arguably this was the beginnings of what we would today consider “spin doctoring” (by the way, for those who think spin doctoring and New Labour are coterminous there is a wealth of evidence to show Thatcher and Major embracing and practicing forms of spin during the 1970’s, 1980’s and early 1990’s) but the intentions of politicians in the 1940’s were generally noble. They were just aiming to present policy and information in an accessible format.

The press themselves were another huge problem for Attlee’s government. As mentioned above much of the presses were supportive ofLabour in 1945 but this soon began to break down. Vitriolic reporting against the government led Herbert Morrison to revive an old idea – for the influences, practices and responsibility of the press to be investigated by a Royal Commission.

This will sound horribly familiar today – the problem was that many, especially on the left, believed that the press was neither free nor fair and that the control of the presses by a minority of powerful individuals was a threat to democracy.

Skipping ahead, the Royal Commission confirmed the government’s suspicions that the press could not be relied upon to supply the public with the basis for sound political judgment and was not keeping the nation properly informed. On the downside the Commission found that there were no obvious means really available for regulating the press. This put politicians in a difficult position as the press still had a significant amount of influence over public opinion, therefore the only solution readily available for the government was to find ways of influencing and gaining control over the press and the two became intertwined.

 

Breaking up is hard to do.

Fast forward to present day and it still seems more like it is the press who are holding the balance of power in the relationship. A particular Party can influence the press but only if the press are willing to be influenced by that Party and give them positive coverage. The politicians hold power too though; only the favoured presses are going to get the best exclusive stories from them. They rely on each other.

Nothing really has changed. The situation that perturbed Clement Attlee and Herbert Morrison still exists, politicians do not trust the press to report fairly, and therefore they seek to court them to avoid unfair and inaccurate coverage. Over the years this has gotten widely out of hand and we are in a situation where political parties have felt the need to court the most influential presses, specifically Murdoch owned, but this hasn’t resulted in fair and accurate coverage at all. The coverage is always ridiculously biased in favour of the Party that the Murdoch Empire chooses to support at the time.

Again the same situation exists now as it did back in the 1940’s. The concern is that the press is neither free nor fair and that the control of the presses by a minority of powerful individuals is a threat to democracy and the public are not happy about that, nor should they be. People are contacting their MPs and asking them to “be brave”, oppose the BskyB deal, demand an inquiry, ask Ofcom to investigate Murdoch and above all stop being “scared” of one man and his influence.

In the past it would be too easy to be scared but perhaps the press is not the grand force it used to be. I said earlier that every Party that had won the backing of The Sun and The Times since 1981 had won the general election, this isn’t entirely true. In 2010 the Conservatives had the backing of both and Murdoch’s divine blessing but they didn’t actually win the election, the just lost not as badly as the others did really. This could suggest that Murdoch and his little print empire is not as influential as it used to be, as the public turn more to new media and social networking for their information. However it would be wholly inaccurate to say that the press doesn’t matter and doesn’t hold a substantial amount of influence and whilst that situation still exists it is likely that politicians will always feel forced to seek friendly relationships with them.

Even if the traditional print newspaper went into decline entirely the same problem would exist with other forms of media. The only way to stop it would be if all politicians from all parties said “right, none of us will have a relationship with the media and we’ll see if they report the facts fairly and leave it up to the public to make a decision based on those facts who to vote for”. It isn’t going to happen though. In practical terms it would be impossible for politicians and political parties not to have any sort of relationship with the media and even without it you would be relying on the media to report fair and accurately, with no bias, which is also an unlikely scenario. However, having the press report political matters more responsibly and without the unhealthy dose of bias thrown in would be a step towards solving the problem. I wouldn’t expect the press to ever be completely fair and unbiased, everyone has bias (I am biased in writing this blog) but there are certainly improvements that could be made to this unhealthy press-political relationship.

Now, the three main Party leaders are calling for a new watchdog to replace the Press Complaints Commission, in light of the seriousness of phone hacking practices. Perhaps a new watchdog could work towards fixing the unhealthy press-politician relationship but I think it would be one heck of a difficult job.

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