It’s Just One Depressing Scandal After Another

There seems to have been an incredible amount going on in the news, politics especially, in the last few months, which has made it difficult for me to keep up blogging wise. Usually because I see a story that I’m interested in, think ‘oh I’ll write about that when I get time’ and by the time I actually have the time another scandal has erupted gloriously across the online media world.

Just recently we have gone from celebrities avoiding tax, to potential O-level re-introduction, children abandoned in pubs, EU referendum talk, Libor scandal, police cuts, people setting themselves on fire outside the Job Centre, the Queen meeting Martin McGuinness, Lords reform, Chloe Smith getting offered up as a human sacrifice, ongoing Leveson enquiry et al

In simple terms, ‘it’s all kicking off’. I can’t help that remember when Brown was PM the lead story for days was that he called a woman a ‘bit bigoted’, actually Gillian Duffy seems to have cropped up in the news too recently, add immigration to the list of recent stories. Whilst we’re on that subject can we just get over that remark? I noted that as Gillian Duffy’s name began trending on Twitter recently several people furiously took to their keyboards to express how the incident was a perfect reminder of how much contempt Brown had for ordinary people and his supporters. Umm.. musing that you think somebody seemed a tad bigoted isn’t that bad, nor is it contemptuous, it’s not like he got in the car and ranted that she was a ‘fucking bitch’ or anything really offensive. He apologised, job done.

What was probably the most entertaining moment, in a depressing batch of news stories and example after example of government incompetence, was when David Cameron went to town on Jimmy Carr over his tax avoidance, practically falling over himself to have a go at the comedian and denounce his actions as ‘morally wrong’. Then promptly shutting up when it emerged that Tory-supporting chums like Gary (Fat Boy) Barlow, Tory-donor Lord Ashcroft and the PM’s own father-in-law Lord Astor had used tax havens. Presumable tax-avoidance is only immoral if you’re not a fully devoted member, supporter or donor of the Conservative Party. Glad we cleared that up. The exceptional mismanagement of the situation only served to make Carr, who apologised and came out to take the flak, look sympathetic and Cameron to look incredibly stupid. He must be paying his PR chaps a fortune…

Right now I’m looking at the political headlines and we’re still on the Libor scandal and Bob Diamond’s resignation, as if we needed reassuring that the bankers were a bad lot, they’ve not exactly done themselves a lot of favours in the last few years. Maybe they’re using the same PR people as Cameron? Good old Tony Robinson has come to the conclusion that bankers are not human, which might explain something, worth a watch here, the best rant I’ve seen in recent times.

Back to the headlines and Ken Clarke seems to be banging on about how we’re ‘losing the war on drugs’. I wasn’t aware that we had declared a war, nor am I really convinced that Ken Clarke has any idea what he is saying on this issue.

Other headlines seem to concern what has become the standard of late: cuts, ‘reforms’, cuts, EU, cuts, banks. All rather depressing really and by the time I hit publish no doubt a new demoralising scandal will have emerged.

The New Lost Generation

Government attacks on the young could create a generation in unemployment and poverty.

Since May we have seen an appalling amount of Tory-led government cuts that will directly affect young people, especially teenagers. Tuition fees were forced to rise exorbitantly due to cuts in higher education funding, the Future Jobs Fund, a scheme that began in 2009 and by March 2011 will have funded over 100,000 jobs, mainly aimed at 18–24 year olds who have been out of work for six months and claiming Jobseeker’s Allowance, is now closed to funding bids and Educational Maintenance Allowance, to financially assist those from lower-income families during post-16 education was scrapped this week as Labour lost the vote to save it by a majority of 59 votes.

With regards to tuition fees and EMA, huge public protests took place against the governments proposals, but they simply weren’t listening. They have promised new, better schemes and delivery for EMA and the Future Jobs Fund and yet have not explained what these replacement schemes are and how and when they will be implemented. They have also failed to explain why they have scrapped EMA and the FJF now, without having these supposedly better schemes in place. Instead they have left many young people without funding and without valuable assistance to find work for the foreseeable future and the assurances that these new, improved schemes will be implemented don’t really hold much weight when this Tory-led government have broken so many of the promises and assurances that they made prior to the election.

Without EMA to help young people stay in education, without the Future Jobs Fund to give assistance into employment and with rising tuition fees that scare many away from applying to university the country could end up with a generation of young people, from predominantly low-income families, who are not able to reach their full potential, unable to better themselves and achieve their aspirations and end up trapped in the poverty cycle. Rather than attempting to close the attainment gap between the rich and the poor the government seems to be driving an even larger wedge between the two.

The convenient excuse of course is that “we need to reduce the deficit”. Yes we do, but we don’t need to reduce it at such ridiculous speeds and by storming in and cutting valuable assistance for young people within a few months, clearly without full consideration and after pledging not to less than a year ago. All these cuts and measures aimed at reducing the deficit are hitting the poorest in society the hardest and yet measures such as a tiny tax on the financial sector which would generate billions of pounds (lets not forget it was the irresponsible actions of the bankers who created this problem) are completely ignored.

Funny, I’ve not heard George Osborne say “we’re all in this together” recently.

Latest article on LabourList: There was no need for Lord Young to resign

My latest article on LabourList was published at the weekend, regarding Lord Young’s disastrous comments and why he shouldn’t have had to resign for them

Lord Young made a significant faux pas this week by claiming that most Britons had “never had it so good” during the “so-called recession”, an unfortunate and ill-judged choice of words perhaps but worth him resigning over? No, not really.

When I first heard the highly quoted remarks my main thoughts were something along the lines of ‘what a stupid and insensitive thing to say considering the circumstances’ although I was also slightly amused, mainly because of the blatant ludicrousness of it and lets face it – because it was a good anti-Tory story and showed some of the real thinking of their party. My other thought was ‘who on earth let him say that?’ because I find it very unlikely that Lord Young woke up in the morning and suddenly decided to use that choice of words all on his own. Just as I find it highly unlikely that he took it upon himself to resign…

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RIP Liberal Democrats 1988 – 2010 & A New Dawn for Labour

Today signaled the end to Nick Clegg’s Leaders Debates presentation of the Liberal Democrats as a fresh, new political party, set apart and above old politics and the “two old parties”, the Conservatives and Labour, as the Tories and Liberals compromised their ideals and manifesto promises to form a coalition government.

Really this signals the end of the real Liberal Democrats in general, all in the name of power, a centrist – centre-left party now doing deals with the right-wing Conservatives. Liberal Democrat ideology must have changed profoundly in the last few days, as must have some Conservative ideology. Obviously ideals, ideology, credibility, promises and principles do not matter much to Clegg and Cameron when it comes to the pursuit of power.

Clegg is the real hypocrite in this. He stood on a platform of change, of a ‘new politics’, distanced from the Conservatives and Labour. It was basically “vote for us because we’re not them” but literally it was “vote for us and get them”. Well we did say “vote Lib Dem, get Tory”. True both at a constituency level and now at national level. You have to wonder how many people who put an X in the Lib Dem candidates box last Thursday would have felt compelled to do the same if they were aware that Clegg would soon be happily entering a coalition with the Tories.

The Lib Dem’s I have spoken to and read and heard the views of seem to be split. Some take the Simon Hughs, “better to be in government than not” view, presumably not matter how many principles are lost along the way. Others I know feel betrayed. They didn’t vote for a Tory government, they thought they were voting for the change and fresh politics they were promised.

It will be interesting to see how this coalition will work. Cameron has had to offer the referendum on electoral reform, which Labour had already committed to in our manifesto, something I can’t see too many Tories celebrating. In reality it is likely that the Tories will turn around and campaign against any change in the voting system. Public spending cuts are likely, as the emergency Tory budget will more than certainly go ahead, which rather tramples all over the Liberal Democrats ideological commitments to the welfare state and higher public spending. On immigration and Europe the parties are still widely apart in their views – creating further possibility of compromises on policy and promises from either party in the future.

If this coalition survives for long I will be surprised. I would doubt that the two other options available after the election result would have lasted long either. I am glad Labour did not compromise their manifesto promises to form the so-called “progressive” or “rainbow” alliance, which would have involved concessions to the minor nationalist parties and would have probably been unpopular with Labour and Lib Dem members alike, caused the Tory media to go into attack overdrive (Adam Boulton style) and angered a good portion of the electorate. When it comes to ideology and principles I don’t think we should be quick to compromise, especially when the result is unlikely to be a particularly stable government and would probably do much to damage politics and the Labour Party in the long term.

The other option Nick Clegg could have allowed to happen would be a minority Tory government – in my eyes the best option. A minority government would be unlikely to last for very long and the Tories would have had a great deal of trouble in passing any legislation they wanted to get through, which would have protected the country to some extent. With the Liberal Democrats and Tories together I fear what could happen to many sections of British society, the economy, children’s services, public spending. We are definitely heading into ‘the age of austerity’ Cameron is so fond of mentioning. What he doesn’t mention is that he means austerity for the ordinary working families and people of Britain and not for the wealthy like himself and his chums.

With any luck the best thing to come out of this will be a fast re-election hopefully on the few months and not the couple of years timeline and by that time voters will be able to see and judge for themselves what a Tory-Lib Dem coalition really means. I think we are entering a difficult era that will destroy much of what Labour have fought for and achieved in the past 13 years. I can only hope that we can repair the short term damage quickly and build the foundations for a stable and prosperous long-term – with a return to a refreshed and progressive new Labour government in the near future. We will carry on fighting for what is right and we will be ready when the next election is called to win back the seats we have lost. Not simply for power or self serving purposes but for the good of the ordinary people of this country, for a progressive government with progressive and tolerant values, for a stable economy and a bright future. That is why I am a Labour Party member and I will not stop fighting.

My Election Day. 6th May 2010. Part 2: The Tears.

Part 1: The Triumphs Here…

Despite the fantastic Labour victories in Leeds West it was a sad night in many respects. Of course, nationally Labour defeat was inevitable but it didn’t make it any easier every time I heard another seat had gone blue. The count was something of a strange bubble away from what was happening across the rest of the country but I managed to get on the web a few times and texts through from those who were watching at home to keep me informed of some of the news. It wasn’t, however, until we got back to the Abbey Pub after 6am that I was able to see the damage properly on the television, whilst completely exhausted, and it wasn’t a great feeling.

I’d had to spend most of the past few weeks convincing myself we could still get a majority because it was the best way to keep motivated, working and carrying on without thinking of or believing in a possible defeat. Once that was all over it was back to reality with a sharp shock.

Also, by the time I was watching what had happened nationwide we had found out and watched the result for Pudsey called at the South Leeds Stadium count. During the night I’d often checked on how Pudsey were doing and up until a certain point it seemed like Jamie Hanley was going to pull it off and score a Labour victory – as deserved. Unfortunately once the postal votes arrived it became clear that Tory candidate Stuart Andrews was ahead, winning in the end with a majority of just 1,659. Andrews on 38.5% of the vote and Jamie on 35.1%. Astoundingly (in the bad sense) in this Tory/Labour marginal, number 97 on the Tory target list, a clear Labour or Tory win seat 10,224 people voted Liberal Democrat. This leads me to two conclusions, either; Liberal Democrat voters do not listen when you tell them “only the Tories or Labour can win here, vote Lib Dem, get Tory” or many Lib Dems must actually want a Tory MP because by putting the X in the Lib Dem box is no different in these seats than putting your X in the Tory box..

Another annoying point is that Pudsey was a constituency that clearly felt the benefit of Ashcroft’s non-dom billions. It seemed to become impossible to go to any town within the constituency in the past few months without seeing a Tory billboard looming over you wherever you stood, Jamie also only had a very limited amount of time to make himself known as a candidate. With more time before the next election, time to build a bigger profile and time to raise more campaign funds (not on Ashcroft scale though obviously) I am sure Jamie will get Labour back in, in Pudsey – the best party and candidate for the area.

As I type we still have no sort of idea what government we are getting or how this could affect us in the near future. Although I regret we no longer have a majority Labour government I am highly glad we don’t have a Tory majority one either because I know what it would mean for me and the ordinary working people I know. Whatever happens in the next few months I am sure all Labour activists will stay committed to working towards the next majority Labour government and we will be back to fight for what is right for the people of Britain and make sure we get it.

Bullying, Brown and Bad Journalism

Having watched the “Gordon Brown, massive bully” story unfold on the BBC and the reactions to it a lot of questions have sprung to mind. Also a lot of doubt. The claims by the National Bullying Helpline that they have been contacted by members of Downing Street staff coincided very conveniently with stories in the national papers about ‘bully Borwn’ and the serialization of Andrew Rawnsley’s book in The Observer claiming that Brown, amongst other things, suffered from ‘volcanic eruptions’ (interesting mental image at that one) and physically assaulted staff. The viability of the claims and in fact the “charity” involved are frankly dubious at best.

When I first saw the stories about the new BBC claims and the figure of National Bullying Helpline frontwoman Christine Pratt openly declaring that the helpline had received calls from No.10. I had two main reactions; boredom, because this story seems to have been going on in several forms for weeks, without any defining evidence or proof and my second reaction was incredulity, that such a service would release what I would have thought to be confidential information to the BBC and have its executive director happily repeating the claims across the media. It all seemed incredibly strange and hard to believe.

No doubt I will be accused of ‘trying to smear a charity’ or a disgraceful attitude towards bullying or indeed a defender of bullying, as I have seen some Conservatives accuse Labour supporters and others of on social networking sites. Although all I have come across is people questioning Christine Pratt going public with what many regard to be confidential information and also questioning the credibility and political bias of the National Bullying Helpline – which is starting to look very shady and I shall come onto that in a minute. Just to clear things up, I do not support or condone bullying in any form. I do, however, like others find it incredible that a so-called charity helpline would give out information regarding who had contacted them.

I was bullied throughout high school and also more-or-less bullied out of a job a couple of years ago. I know it is not a pleasant experience and not something I’d wish anyone to go through. I never contacted any sort of helpline, I don’t remember it occurring to me to do so even though I was aware that they did exist. If I had I would have been mortified if it was then announced during the morning school bulletins that, “Reports continue that is a bully, in totally unrelated news somebody in Mrs Jennings form has contacted the National Bullying helpline”. The excellent Bullying UK have already stepped forward to criticise the actions of Ms Pratt and the National Bullying helpline and  recently issued this statement,

Bullying UK is horrified at a story in today’s Daily Mail in which the National Bullying Helpline CEO Christine Pratt all but identifies someone from Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s office who contacted her helpline for confidential help.

Mrs Pratt tells the Daily Mail: “At least one of the callers who we were in correspondence with was suffering from work-related stress and had time out of the office.”

Gordon Brown’s office is small and the National Bullying Helpline’s comment will almost certainly identify this person who turned to the helpline in despair.

It’s hard to imagine a more serious breach of confidentiality. And it’s extremely concerning that we’ve had emails and Tweets (Twitter messages) from people who think that this charity is responsible.

We’re not, we’re disgusted and upset and we’re writing to the Charity Commission today to complain about the National Bullying Helpline.

In the meantime, we suggest Mrs Pratt considers her position, given the damage she has caused to the anti-bullying sector where confidentiality is paramount.

A patron of the National Bullying Helpline, Prof. Cary Cooper, has also resigned citing his own disgust at the breaching of confidentiality as the reason. He is quoted as saying,

One of the things that is really important for any helpline or any counselling service is to retain confidentiality of the people calling up.” “She did not reveal any names, but that is irrelevant. She is revealing the employer, which is No 10,” he said.

“I just think that is wholly wrong and inappropriate. You don’t do that. I can no longer be a patron.”

 ”The point I am trying to make is that there is no way – any helpline or counselling service giving advice to people – do you reveal anything into the public arena about it.

“I am involved in a range of charities, none of whom do that kind of thing. It is not the way you behave.”

Indeed the actions of the National Bullying Helpline could damage the credibility of these kinds of helplines if people are worried that details of their calls could be made extremely public. Ms Pratt’s actions could prevent many people who need help and advice ringing helplines in the future. It is completely unacceptable behavior.

So why did she do it? And who are the National Bullying Helpline – because until yesterday I’d never heard of them? Well both questions can be answered in similar ways. This excellent blog post by Adam Bienkov covers what the BBC neglected to tell you about the National Bullying Helpline (probably because these details immediately shatter the credibility of their story),

In fact a quick look at NBH’s website reveals:

  • A personal endorsement from Conservative leader David Cameron
  • One of their patrons is Conservative MP Ann Widdecombe
  • Another patron is Boris Johnson’s Chair of the London Health Authority, Conservative Cllr Mary O’Connor
  • They have close ties to Conservative controlled Swindon borough Council.

There are also doubts about whether NBH is actually a functioning charity at all.
An even quicker look at the Charity Commission’s register reveals that

  • They are 206 days overdue on registering their accounts.
  • They have registered just £852 pounds in expenditure since they were established.

Now this doesn’t seem to be the operations of a national charity to me. In fact just a little more digging tells us that

 This “charity” has very cosy links to the Conservative Party – which rather suggests a large heaping of bias about the whole thing and some of the latest press reports are now speculating on the close ties between Ms Pratt and the Conservative Party. So is this why she breached all rules and expectations of confidentiality, to bolster a political smear campaign against Labour? Surely not. Her own reasoning behind the move is,

“I saw the Lord Mandelson statement that had a categorical denial that bullying was going on in Gordon Brown’s office. I saw red.”

So basically she decided to disregard the rules and decency of confidentiality because she was annoyed that Peter Mandelson denied claims that had no substantive evidence behind them to begin with. Nothing at all to do with her close links to the Conservatives, the fact that the “Brown bullying” stories were high on the news agenda and guaranteed coverage which would give lots of nice publicity to her bullying business… erm… sorry, “legitimate charity”.

Ms Pratt seems to be backpedaling faster than Lance Armstrong pedals forwards today claiming that she never, ever, ever meant that anybody had mentioned or made an accusation about the Prime Minister during these phone calls, she also claimed not to know exactly how many calls they had actually received from Downing Street (hardly solid, compelling evidence). She said,

“I knew that there were two from the Deputy Prime Minister’s office and another two or more from the PM’s office. The number is irrelevant,”

So the facts are irrelevant.

“… nor have we said that Gordon Brown is a bully. Our concern here is the public statement from No 10 of denial … we would just want Gordon Brown and No 10 to lead by example.

“We would have hoped that Gordon Brown would have said that he was looking into this, that due process was being followed, and that he takes these issues seriously.”

Firstly, how does she know that No.10 and Brown aren’t looking into these claims – with the confidentiality you would expect – and why, if she is so keen to now deny that this is nothing to do with Brown, are all the related headlines about “Bully Brown” and why then did she state the reason she came forward is because of denials that Brown was a bully? The story she went for wasn’t “There may be a bully inside Downing Street who is not Gordon Brown” angle. The intention was clearly to further implicate the Prime Minister and add to the allegations that he bullied his staff.

In my opinion about the actual allegations I have yet to see any compelling evidence of actual bullying by Brown towards his staff. I have no doubt that No.10 can be a very stressful and tense place to work and there are incidences of high-tempers, rants and shouting, as the allegations state - but I’ve had that in most work places. It can make work hell, it can be intimidating at times but it’s not the same as bullying, in my view. I see bullying as more personal, more vindictive and more sustained. Of course if members of staff at No.10 are unhappy with their work environment and are stressed and upset by the atmosphere or conduct of others I do believe they have every right to contact a bullying helpline for advice on how to deal with the situation. I just wouldn’t say the behaviors of Brown that do actually seem to be true – his demanding nature and ranting etc – constitute a bully as people would imagine a bully to be and how the press are painting him to be.  Other people may have different definitions but I think shouting and ranting – even though not a great thing –  is part of the workplace at times and in itself does not constitute bullying.

 As for the allegations of physical violence, surely that’s a police matter? Not an anecdote for a book you are trying to promote.

David Cameron is now, probably jubilantly, calling for an inquiry into the allegations of bullying so I expect this story will run for a while…

Political Web Wars: Slurs, ‘scandal’, spoofs and stupidity.

As I wrote yesterday there was a mass internet explosion that followed the release of the new Conservative campaign posters, however when I wrote that blog things hadn’t yet turned as nasty as they were going to get.

Predictably after the outpouring of #ivenevervotedtory tweets on Twitter the #ivenevrvotedlabour tweets began. At first, from what I observed, things were quite well-behaved, people were on the whole giving sensible political, historical, policy and ideology driven tweets to justify the reasons why they had never voted for .

Very quickly things began to turn ugly, on both sides. For my part I was more-or-less accused of being a benefit scrounging, ASBO owning, lazy, work-shy pleb - apparently I must be to vote Labour. I don’t recall saying anything slightly offensive of abusive to generate this sort of hostility, you don’t have to. Some people just can’t behave from behind a computer screen. Several people were tweeting along the same offensive lines, degenerating to the pont where Godwin’s Law would have to be invoked to deal with several messages. One tweeter rather outdid himself on the offensiveness scale with his #ivenevervotedlabour tweets.

Generally the stupidity comes from just a few on each side and others pick up on it and start more of a row. What is most annoying is when people pick up on one comment from one person in a Party and decide to throw it out as an example of the nature of the whole Party in a SCANDALISED nature. I was offended by many of the above tweeters posts, as I was on Sunday night when the infamous Tory Bear decided to tweet that Gordon Brown looked like a ‘peado’ but I would never dream of using these examples to attack all Tories and their Party – some might, not me. The same seems to be happening the other way around today as David Wright MP comes under fire for his ill-advised tweet, which read, “ivenevervotedtory because you can put lipstick on a scum-sucking pig, but it’s still a scum-sucking pig. And cos they would ruin Britain.” which has caused much jumping up and down from Tory bloggers and tweeters and Eric Pickles using this as an example of behaviour from the entire Labour Party – a rather drastic accusation.

I’m not going to be hypocritical (as many on both sides are acting at the moment over this) it was an inappropriate remark for an MP to make. There were people saying much, much worse but they have the safety of knowing they’re not going to be picked up on by the media and widely pilloried for it (not that, that fact should be any excuse for making stupid and offensive remarks though). Personally I don’t think “scum-sucking pigs” is that offensive but it’s still offensive enough that you should be aware that people aren’t going to like it if you publish it to the web. David Wright has apologised and clarified that he was referring to the Tory Party not individual Tory voters, which I thought was obvious but as I also wrote on yesterdays blog you need to be careful when you’re dealing with an issue where you could potentially be, or be accused of, mocking or insulting voting members of the public. Whilst I’m sure the tweet wasn’t referring to voting members of the public it was obvious that it would be identified as such for the purposes of outrage. The matter is now reaching absurdly high levels of absurdity, with David Wright making matters worse by claiming the tweet was hacked/hijacked and edited (something which I am fairly sure you cannot do to an individual tweet. I know if I want to edit a tweet, usually due to spelling or URL errors, I have to delete the original and then send another tweet to correct.), of course the Tory complainers are using this, decidedly suspect, claim in their outraged campaigning against the tweet and the whole thing seems to be dominating the political twitterwaves this morning.

I got bored of the #ivenevervoted tweeting quite soon yesterday, about as soon as it degenerated into slurs, smears and insults and I logged off. It’s frankly boring and the hypocrisy creeping around is annoying. Some people are very quick to attack the other side for behaviours they would defend on their own side. I try to stay out of that type of thing; the hypocrisy and the insults. I have a ‘happy to debate’ policy and often debate with tweeters/bloggers/internet users from other parties whom I like and find interesting to talk to. I also follow a policy of not saying anything from behind the safety of the internet that I wouldn’t say to somebody in person, something others don’t seem to bother with, which leads to these types of problems.

People tend to forget, more so on Twitter than anywhere else I think, that when you click ‘update’ you are publishing your words to the internet. It’s not really any different from publishing a book or giving a quote for an interview. You are accountable for your comments and just like a book or interview quote the comment isn’t going to go away, no matter how furiously you click delete and pray that it will. It really is worth remembering, especially now that Twitter activities seem to be getting reported more and more in the mainstream media.

I’ll quickly return to what started this long and annoying Twitter abuse/outrage extravaganza, the new Conservative campaign posters. True to form the parodies arrived quickly after my blog post yesterday lunchtime, which I think exacerbated ill-feelings on the Conservative blogging/tweeters side and helped things to spiral out of hand. More hypocrisy on show as Tories on the internet ask for their activists to do the same to Labour campaigns and photos whilst others shout about “negative/smear campaigning” and criticise the whole thing. Let’s be fair, supporters on both sides are guilty of this kind of photoshopping and spoofing. If the Tories were to find a nice Labour poster or suchlike to spoof I wouldn’t complain that it was a disgraceful thing to do. I might complain if I found the content objectionable but the general spoofing of posters and the like is OK with me. I’d expect it. I think it’s odd that people are complaining about it when it seems quite inevitable at a time when more and more political activists are taking to the web to spread messages and photoshopping technology is readily available. It might not be much of a positive campaign move but I think it’s quite amusing and also interesting to see people getting involved online in such a way. If people genuinely don’t like this type of campaigning then I would like to see them complaining when there own party do it (as I did with the pointless  Jedward poster efforts from both sides).

I suppose the crux of this blog is ‘calm down a bit’, people need to start thinking before they send-off abusive messages to the internet or rather not send them at all, as it adds nothing to debate and only seems to spawn more pointless arguing and abuse and don’t complain about something that you wouldn’t get so worked up about if the shoe was on the other foot because it’s awfully annoying and just makes you look hypocritical and don’t get so worked up about a few unavoidable spoof posters. In the main just calm down and let’s try to be civil to one another.

Third time lucky for Tory poster campaign? Probably not…

After two failed attempts at trying to produce a decent campaign poster, and two lots of brilliant parodies, the Tories have desperately regrouped in an attempt to produce a poster that imaginative internet users cannot make a mockery of in photoshop, spending God knows how much in the process (it’s OK though, they have the ££££££ to keep wasting) and have now come up with these (tad nauseating) efforts complete with super modern video campaign featuring fresh first time Tory voters, eager to let us know why they are joining Dave’s gang.

This is hardly a revolutionary campaign effort, every party has first time voters they could whip out and use in the media, it’s a ‘play it very safe’ campaign – the main aim simply seems to be ’let’s make a poster that they can’t make fun of this time’. Whilst it’s OK to photoshop around with Cameron’s face (he does it himself after all) and make fun of the Tory message everyone can see it would be bad form to do the same to their poster voters. Making fun of another parties voters is hardly going to win you any friends and no doubt the Tories are eagerly awaiting the parodies this time, ready to jump up and down in protest, “how dare they mock these voters on our posters, it’s not on”. Indeed it isn’t really but I think they have vastly underestimated the intelligence and imagination of would-be cyber parodiers (that’s probably not a real word) who will easily find their way around this issue and indeed already have. Barely five minutes had passed since the shiny new posters began doing their rounds on the web when this appeared -the tweet is in response to the hash-tag #ivenevervotedtory / #inevervotedtory  - which appeared almost immediately to lead the cyber backlash. As you can see the quickly created new parody poster easily manages to avoid any offence towards the first time voter in the original, face changed, text changed – where’s the problem?

Not only have the Tories failed to produce a set of posters that cannot be mocked they have also failed to produce a set of posters with any sort of effective message. The two claiming ‘we need to sort out the economy’ and ‘but I like their plans to help families’ are words any party could have used about their own policies on the issues. Once again the Tories offer no policy and no substance. Just ubiquitous messages. Even a BNP voter could claim ‘I like their plans to help families’ about their party without any back-up. As far as ‘their plans to help families’ are concerned the main policy that springs to mind is the highly contentious marriage tax breaks plan. Hardly comforting. As for the economy, wasn’t it the Conservatives that got every plan wrong during the recession? Cuts, cuts, cuts! God knows where their cuts would leave us if they got into Government, not in a great state I would confidently predict. The economy is not safe in their hands.

As for the ‘I’ve never voted Tory before but we’ve got to mend our broken society’ well that’s simply laughable today after it emerged that the Tories had got their figures wrong yet again, claiming that 54% of teenage girls under 18 in the poorest areas got pregnant – so hell bent they are on believing this ‘broken Britain’ rhetoric that nobody obviously thought to question that this figure could be wrong. In the Tories minds over 50% of teenage girls are getting pregnant (which would mean we would all be knee deep in babies by now) and teenage boys seem to be portrayed as something akin to Lord of the Flies. Out of touch with the people they wish to represent? Surely not! Even the Daily Mail seemed disgusted (which is really saying something).

Aside from all this the fact that we are now onto our third round of posters since the New Year is starting to reek with desperation. Maybe try knocking on doors? Plenty of babies and young children to meet by the sounds of it…

- As I’ve been writing this these templates have already popped up for you to spoof on http://www.mydavidcameron.com

The Tories – Wrong on British society, wrong on helping families.

A rather interesting article caught my attention today – this story on the BBC website states that the divorce rate in England and Wales is at it’s lowest point in 29 years, since 1981. The facts are:

In 2008, the divorce rate in England and Wales decreased by 2.5% to 11.5 divorcing people per 1,000 married people, compared with 11.8 in 2007.

Divorces in Scotland fell by 10% from 2007 to 2008, while divorces in Northern Ireland decreased by 4.8%.

The report, by the Office for National Statistics, did not offer any reasons why divorce rates had fallen.

The 2008 divorce rate in England and Wales was the lowest since 1979, when there were 11.2 divorces per 1,000 married people.

Yet, the Conservatives are wanting to throw money, in the form of tax breaks, at married couples because it is oh-so-very important that people are married because it’s the breakdown of marriage and the “traditional” family that has cause “broken Britain” – the crime-ridden nation that the Tories and Daily Mail are anxious to convince us that we live in but it seems from this report that we don’t have couples divorcing en masse anyway.

In fairness, the report findings do say that the figures don’t show a full picture as it may be that divorce rates are lower simply because marriage rates are lower – there is also talk of “family disintegration” and what can be done to prevent it but this is in relation to co-habiting couples and those “non-traditional” families that the Tories aren’t interested in helping anyway – apart from encouraging them to get married so they can have extra tax breaks. Yeah, that’s sure to solve all relationship problems.

A good quote in the article comes from Claire Tyler, chief executive of Relate the relationship counseling service, who says:

“Politicians have recently been hotly discussing what makes people get married. These figures show that it isn’t just about getting couples up the aisle – what’s really important is that relationships last.”

I’d be confident to bet that Relate don’t think that the way to make relationships last and for families to work is to simply encourage/bribe people into marriage by offering them tax break rewards. Claire Tyler endorses relationship counseling, for all couples not just the married ones. Maybe if Cameron really wants to help the breakdown of the family – and fix his (fictional) “broken Britain” he should perhaps be suggesting something like vouchers so couples and families in trouble can attend counseling or maybe giving money to services like Relate enabling them to offer free or discounted services to those on lower incomes, how about more money into services that assist families and children – like the Sure Start Centres that they have not pledged to continue funding, how about a whole load of other things that would help families that the money used to fund marriage tax breaks could be spent on and make a real difference.

Wrong on recession, wrong on recovery – Wrong on British society, wrong on helping families…

There’s not much they’re getting right really.

For my previous posts on this issue see:

Pulling Nadine Dorries to Pieces: why the Conservatives views on marriage and the family are wrong. – 01/12/09

Cash for marriage…a Cameron incentive. – 01/12/09

Do you fit the Tory perfect family mould – 13/07/09

“Personal Attacks” and Mistaken Identities…

I inadvertently became Kerry McCarthy last night, not sure how, you’d have to ask Nadine Dorries how she came to this conclusion.

If you didn’t follow this confusing story on twitter basically what happened was that Kerry re-tweeted the link to my latest blog because she feels strongly about the issue and Nadine thought that it was a post made by Kerry, accused her of a personal attack and then accused her of removing the offending blog. Considering the blog is still here on my site it was never removed from anywhere, as it never existed to be removed on Kerry’s own site.

I don’t think my post was a particularly personal attack, I certainly never mentioned anything about Nadine’s upbringing so I don’t know why she is making these statements, apart from the fact that she seems to be making her own personal attack on an opposing MP, making out that Kerry must have told all sorts of lies about her upbringing when she never said a thing. It was obvious that Kerry never made the post, a few seconds checking would have confirmed this and saved a lot of trouble.

If Nadine wants to accuse me of anything that’s fine but she should publically apologise to Kerry for the confusion and for wrongly, publically accusing her of making personal attacks.

I would like to apologise myself to Kerry for getting her dragged into this confusion by posting my original blog but I will not be apologising to Nadine for anything after this latest ridiculous behavior.

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